Let's break them apart one by one and discuss why they're so important (for good reason to).

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Definition evolves every word into what it's known for. A word is a word but even the word, word, was created by people just like you and me. We agreed to a mouth movement that produces a sound that ultimately holds a meaning. Everybody has their own definition for a word but ultimately there is one dictionary definition that sets the ground for everybody. Btw, even memes have definitions because they too are final in size even though they're generally constructed on the internet.

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Deaf  is the next word and is what I believe truly defines (haHAA) the word/name and its true power. Go ahead: think of a def... sorry.., deaf person. . . . . was it Helen Keller? see* what I did there? There's a few other notables:     My goal is to be more famous than that person and then some. Do you think I can do it? There aren't many famous deaf people in this day in age. Don't get me wrong, they do exist, just none are streamers. There is one 🔊deaf streamer you might know of: Ðeaffy. What I'm getting at is you're taught at a very early age what deaf is and its definition is very short but holds incredible power. Can you imagine being deaf? Do you want to find a cure for deaf people (or tinnitus at that)? The word deaf by itself isn't used very often but it's safe to say people don't forget it and by simply touching or looking at an ear it could trigger that thought cycle. This word plays very well into my last name, Urz (which I'll go into later).

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Definitely is the last word of the trinity (besides defiant, defend, defeat, and ofc defecate) and it's definitely the most used of the bunch. I mean seriously: have you watched The Bachelor during an early episode? I lost count during multiple seasons of watching #guilty. It's come to be that when someone says this very word, after meeting me, they are in a way indirectly or subconsciously thinking of me at the time of it being said (I know there's no true way of knowing this unless asking but I feel most times people haven't/wouldn't admit to 'it').

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  One of my primary goals in life, if not the utmost, is to make the following happen: to have a large population of people associate the word deffy with not just my name as a person but ​as the shortened usage of def-in-it-el-y. See or even hear how many syllables that mofo has? Deffy is just two. I'm not saying to completely rid of definitely.. more so use it when agreeing with someone who just has recently said it to make it seem like you're listening by repeating a sound s/he recently produced while also (as of now) adding this typically unused combination of syllables to form said word which in turn causes a bit of loturian confusion (read: throwing a wrench) to the person listening and causing them to get a small, but useful, dopamine rush (especially if somehow ignored).

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  Now wait... you're one of those guys eh? yea: one that uses "def" instead of definitely, typically only when typing, to save some time huh. Well guess what moron!?! STOP IT AND PRESS THE SAME BUTTON TWICE THEN REACH WITH YOUR LEFT POINTER FINGER AND PRESS Y. Wow. Now people don't have to be confused with the real use of def. Think a video game. Defend. Besides when people read 'def' they're truly saying deaf which isn't very effective.

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Ok time for some practice. How would you respond to this prompt?

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  Now getting to the section portion of the name. The fy, pronounced fee in this case and not fai (foe fum). Well. I guess, there is a fee for being deaf, is there not? You can't do things quite like other people which is strangely relatable due to my mental disability status. Fees are often a nuisance, that much is true. They are used in exchange for a service or more so in the situation when used as a name: advice. A nice feature about the word more so in the name form is that it can be drawn out in a good sounding way as in "deffyyy~". Also it's hard to screw up saying the name as it's spelled.